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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 129
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
Having a good word with yourself on your way home from a nite out
people, people f**ked me up, man.
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
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