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Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Every life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an ho
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
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