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Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permissionShooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like youNot wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than wordsSometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
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