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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 86
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
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