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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 86
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
High Heels ♥
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
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