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I use smiley faces when I don’t know what to say next
Taking too many pictures because you never want to forget the memory
"Only a vampire can love you forever". that is why I'm looking for one.
Being happy. Knowing it. Then clapping your hands.
Sunday Night Depression
That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.
If laughing makes you live longer, I'm living FOREVERRR!
Just remember one thing, I'm always here if you need me.
Slapping your pockets to make sure you haven't lost anything.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
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