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Best Facebook status updates - February - Page 51

B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates HellB I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to youGetting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovelLIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Life's too short to remove usb safelyLife's too short to remove usb safely
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
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