Best Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 10
Facebook Stalking... Admit it, you do it.
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
Sleeping is always better when you have someone to cuddle.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :) 
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.Page:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.