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My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
buat loh yg disana
My specific smile can even raise the dead.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
There are two possible reasons why you are reading this: 1-You're really interested in me 2-I REALLY annoy you :D
Promise me.. you'll never leave me.
You think of that ONE person when that ONE song is playing. :) ♥
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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