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Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" buttonWonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones areAs we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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