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Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.````Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself.""I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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