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Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
You can't be late until you show up
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
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