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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 51
To me, you're perfect.
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
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