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When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less dramaGirls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
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