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Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
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