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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 128
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
I'm lazy and I know it
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