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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 136
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
You can't be late until you show up
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
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