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At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
happiness,happiness,happiness.....happiness,happiness,happiness.....
F**k love..anyway who cares..F**k love..anyway who cares..
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
Enter your status...Enter your status...
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questionsDreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
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