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Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
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