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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 56
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
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