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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 7
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
Remeber people might call you names and bring you down but its the only wat to bring themselves up ignore it your way better
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