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Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
you must once be stupid in order to gain wisdom
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
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