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Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind. :D
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
<3 the way u feel feel the one u <3
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
The best feeling you get when you see your bf, it's kinda unexplainable. It makes you happy, excited, nervous, and every other good feeling a person can get. <3
No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
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