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Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutellaRomantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.````Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
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