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Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
If Ya Really Loved Me You would have told me before i got a boyfriend you jut wanted to make everything complicated :'(
That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
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