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We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
If Ya Really Loved Me You would have told me before i got a boyfriend you jut wanted to make everything complicated :'(
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
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