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Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
If Ya Really Loved Me You would have told me before i got a boyfriend you jut wanted to make everything complicated :'(
Unknown Drunken Injuries
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
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