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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
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