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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupidPanicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X][I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthdayfakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
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