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i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
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