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Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
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