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Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
ou like this facebook status please share and comment. " I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
When there's something you want, fight for it. Don't give up - no matter how hopeless it seems, even when you've lost hope, cause years from now you're gonna look back and wish you gave it it one more shot, cause the best things in life don't come easy.
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