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If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
I hate it when i go to a party and someone is wearing the same turban as me
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
Unknown Drunken Injuries
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
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