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Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
Like this if u are tired of school already d:
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
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