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I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
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