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"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
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