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THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
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