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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Life is too short to remove USB safely. (:
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
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