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I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
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