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I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.
Promise me.. you'll never leave me.Promise me.. you'll never leave me.
I love looking at street lamps when its snowing/rainingI love looking at street lamps when its snowing/raining
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastardAnswering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
I must go. My planet needs me.I must go. My planet needs me.
Hard words, created scars. One day, on skin, there will be no space for new. No matter how i am angry, you will never hear insult from meHard words, created scars. One day, on skin, there will be no space for new. No matter how i am angry, you will never hear insult from me
that awkward moment when you don't know who you have a crush onthat awkward moment when you don't know who you have a crush on
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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