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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higheri wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
strangers in the night,AIDS in the morningstrangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
Having inside jokes with yourselfHaving inside jokes with yourself
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
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