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Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
I must go. My planet needs me.
Just take it easy cause there is no stress <3 ;)
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
Having inside jokes with yourself
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