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"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Being strangers, then friends, then more than friends, then strangers again
Leaving your assignments to the last minute just for the adrenaline rush
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Every life has a story, every story has a life. When two stories come together, a new life is born. When two lives come together, a new story is born. Sometimes new stories will come into someones life. Other times an old friend will leave someones story. Life is like an empty book, and you are the writer. Only you can write the story of your life. about an ho
I hate waking up from an awesome dream and forgetting what happened.
no pain no gain
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
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