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Calling me with unknown number? Damn, you're desperate! :DCalling me with unknown number? Damn, you're desperate! :D
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
Hitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sentHitting every button to stop the last message on your phone from being sent
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xDThat awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
Remember me? I was your best friend when you were single.Remember me? I was your best friend when you were single.
Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the faceOne day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Those cold days when you just enjoy staying at home. :)Those cold days when you just enjoy staying at home. :)
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