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Those cold days when you just enjoy staying at home. :)
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.
You must: 1. Get sexy 2. Dump a bf/gf 3. Relax 4. Get drunk 5. And enjoy Because it is... SUMMER TIME !
Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Making fake sleepy voice on phone, and saying i was sleeping
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
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