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Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Hate it when I'm sleepy and then have to shower and then I'm not sleepy.
"Shut up, you love it"
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Hey remember me? I used to mean something to you
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love.
how do know if somebody likes you?
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
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