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If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xDIf You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :PWait for it, wait for it, wait for it...oh no! You mised it!! :P
Hate it when I'm sleepy and then have to shower and then I'm not sleepy.Hate it when I'm sleepy and then have to shower and then I'm not sleepy.
Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.
If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like madNo calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again.Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again.
Missing someone you know is never coming back..Missing someone you know is never coming back..
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