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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 108
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
to see you naked ^^
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm..
His lips are like wine... I wanna get drunk !!!
The awkward moment when your friend overdoes with a joke...
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