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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 106
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
ou like this facebook status please share and comment. " I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
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