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Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of themGetting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegurFer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
For those who are still waiting to get Facebook Timeline. For those who are still waiting to get Facebook Timeline.
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
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