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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 103
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Unknown Drunken Injuries
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
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