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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything.""How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
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