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"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
Relationships: take forever to build, seconds to fall.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
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