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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 136
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
Mornings come in 3 sizes: (1) Early (2) Too Early (3) Way Too Early.
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
Falling in ♥ is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna ♥ you~
If you think the fact that you like someone now will make me sad, you should die of sadness :) I'm in love! :D
I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times
It's easier to have guy friends.
Even if you gave up on me, you should know for the future: no matter how hard it was, you can not be cold and unavailable, hidden behind a friend, if you expect to meet someone. This requires two
The question is not "how many" or "why" - the question is "who" and "how" <3
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
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