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Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
I'm not interested for one more virtual relationship
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
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