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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 5
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
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