Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 7
I didn't lose no-one,they lost me ..
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."Page:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.