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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 82
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
f**kin cold yo! >.<
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Blaming it on PMS
I Can. But I won't.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
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