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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 83
Why do cartoons never change their clothes?
Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again.
I like the way i'm.
I use smiley faces when I don’t know what to say next
Hate it when I'm sleepy and then have to shower and then I'm not sleepy.
I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile
Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.
Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.
If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.
I am what I am, I do what I want.
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