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Best Facebook status updates - March - Page 110

Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbishGiving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractorI come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
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